The crowning of the Messiah
Some humour on Coronation Day from ToThePoint News…
Q: Why are there so few real Barack Obama jokes?
A: Most of them are true stories.
Q. Why won't Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.
Q. Candidate Obama told us, "Yes We Can." What will President Obama tell us?
A. "Yes You Will."
Q. Why is the Secret Service doubling security on Michelle Obama immediately after the inauguration?
A. If something happened to her, then Barack would be in charge.
Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?
Giving money and power to Barack Obama is like giving liquor and car keys to a teenage boy.
Why does Barack Obama want change so bad? Because he wants every cent of it.
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter.
Q. What does the Obama Messiah say when someone sneezes?
A. I bless you.
And Rush Limbaugh was asked to join together with hundreds of others in taking 400 words to express his “hopes” for the Obama presidency. I don’t need 400, he replied, I only need 4. “I hope he fails.”